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Two and a Half Men

★ 7.1 299K votes 2003–2015 12 seasons · 262 episodes Ended CBS
Starring
Jon CryerAshton KutcherAngus T. JonesConchata FerrellCharlie SheenHolland Taylor
Written by
Lee AronsohnChuck Lorre
Starring
Jon CryerAshton KutcherAngus T. JonesConchata FerrellCharlie SheenHolland Taylor
Written by
Lee AronsohnChuck Lorre
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About

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

"Two adults. One kid. No grown-ups."

All Seasons

Season 12003
7.951K258h 48m
Bachelor Charlie Harper’s carefree life is turned upside down when his uptight brother Alan and nephew Jake move in, sparking chaos and comedy in Malibu.
Season 22004
7.941K248h 40m
Charlie adjusts (badly) to life with family underfoot, while Alan struggles with single fatherhood and dating again, and Jake grows into a lovable troublemaker.
Season 32005
7.939K248h 48m
Family ties tighten and tension rises as Charlie's wild ways clash with Alan's neuroses, leading to hilarious misadventures in love, work, and parenting.
Season 42006
7.836K248h 53m
Change is in the air as Charlie's bachelor lifestyle meets new romantic twists, while Alan deals with ex‑wife drama and Jake continues to steal every scene.
Season 52007
7.928K196h 50m
Charlie finds himself in unfamiliar territory with real feelings, Alan keeps stumbling through relationships, and Jake edges from boyhood into teenage antics.
Season 62008
7.935K248h 47m
The house feels smaller than ever as everyone's bad habits collide — love, money, and family chaos run rampant in Malibu.
Season 72009
7.830K227h 48m
Charlie's romantic past catches up to him, Alan's financial woes deepen, and Jake's teenage years bring a new level of mischief and mayhem.
Season 82010
7.822K166h 11m
Old patterns and new faces collide as the Harpers continue their hilarious struggle to keep life, love, and laundry under control.
Season 92011
5.934K2410h 9m
A new chapter begins when internet billionaire Walden Schmidt moves in, bringing fresh energy, wealth, and more absurd adventures to the Malibu household.
Season 102012
6.425K238h 12m
Walden and Alan navigate friendship, fatherhood, and fleeting fame while trying (and failing) to get their personal lives together.
Season 112013
6.322K227h 54m
When a young woman claiming to be Charlie's daughter arrives, life at the beach house turns upside down again in the best, most dysfunctional way.
Season 122014
5.019K155h 32m
In the final season, Walden and Alan take drastic (and hilarious) steps to redefine family, love, and what it means to finally grow up.

Full Cast & Crew

Cast

Jon Cryer Alan Harper, Sid Olsen
Ashton Kutcher Walden Schmidt
Angus T. Jones Jake Harper, Marlene Melnick
Conchata Ferrell Berta
Charlie Sheen Charlie Harper
Holland Taylor Evelyn Harper
Marin Hinkle Judith Harper, Judith Melnick, Judith
Melanie Lynskey Rose
Courtney Thorne-Smith Lyndsey Mackelroy
Jennifer Taylor Chelsea, Suzanne, Nina

Crew

Lee Aronsohn
Chuck Lorre

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